Sunday 31 August 2008

Lordi - Arockalypse



Lordi....can you get ANY cooler?! I think we all know the answer to that. NO. For those weird people out there who don't know who Lordi are, they're a hard rock band (if you make me explain to you what hard rock is, say goodbye to your head) from Finland. They've released 2 horror movies (which I have yet to see) and are just FUCKING AWESOME. They dress as like monsters to increase awesomeness too. Well this is their newest album which the hit song which won Eurovision 2006, Hard rock Hallelujah, was included. And thus why this album gets even MORE lovin' from me, because they're Christians. Anyway. The vocals are pretty unique form what I know, and they have backing singing vocals, which are sort of weird but work very well. They use a keyboard in all of their songs, which is cool. With Lordi, you know its all cool, seeing as the songs are either AMAZING or a joke. Luckily, they're ALL amazing. Lordi just have the best lyrics known to man, the best verses and the DAM CATCHIEST choruses. Its all just very anthemic and catchy it just might blow you're head off. I'm being very, very serious when I say your head might actually fall off and explode. And so that's probably why the album is liked so much. Still, looking forward to getting some motherfucking LORDI COLA.

Giving this album a 4.5/5 because its just amazing, however on the down side its not the most skilled thing in the world and some of the songs are a bit boring sometimes (I know I should of mentioned that earlier but heck, I WAS ON A ROLL). Should you buy this album? Well....it's not a hugely metal album really, but if you're wanting a bit of a joke, then HELLYEAH

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

yey for lordi
:)

EnglishCarBomb said...

LORDI FOR LORDI
LORDI LORDI LORDI

FailboatSkipper said...

As you probably guess Ryan I invited Nicey to the scene.

EnglishCarBomb said...

ya i guessed. even though nicey like ONLY knows about slipknot and lordi. thats liek IT

FailboatSkipper said...

Yeah well, you can't do better :P

EnglishCarBomb said...

DONT STICK YOUR MOTHERFUCKING TONGUE AT ME YOU LITTLE SHIT

FailboatSkipper said...

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EnglishCarBomb said...

NOOO STOP IIIIITT!!!!

THE APPALING MANNERS

THEY....THEY BURN!!!!

Anonymous said...

LORDI WOOOOOOAAAAAAAA!!!
yeah, this among the first metal type albums I listened to.
And, I was most unaware that they were christian aswell....
anyways, i agree!

LORDI KICK ASS!!!!!!!!!!
:)